Identity Theft

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There is a new local company who is offering its services with a 250,000 nuyen insurance based on the fact that if you subscribe to their service they can protect you from identity theft. Their spokes person Michele Frog has made the following statement "our security personnel are present 24 hours of every day and we guarantee that our services are second to none. At this time we can not make any official statements but several of the mega corps are looking into utilizing our services. Because we have such a specialized team and single minded purpose to our business we are second to none. Right now is the time for the individual to pick up our services at a reasonable rate and make sure they are protected."

What more needs to be said Here at the LA star we support and endorse the company in fact many of our personal have already signed up.

Colin River
LA SUN, Reporter

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I hate to ruin a good conspiracy theory here but the word on the street is that these guys are in fact honest. For now at least who knows how long till the megas get their dirty little claws into the whole project.

Stink Coat